One Christmas Eve, many decades ago, Santa Claus announced to his elves, "I'm supposed to begin my annual flight in one hour. But there are still some toys that need to be made and put into my sack. I need all seven of my elite toymakers to finish the toys on time."
"I'm so sorry, Mr. Kringle," said the elf in charge of the workshop. "One of the elite toymakers is on vacation, and two are sick. I'm afraid we only have four elites tonight."
"So be it," said Santa.
It took two hours for the elves to finish making the toys. By the time they were done...
A man walks into a talent agent to audition for her.
The non-descript man wearing non-descript clothes is carrying a small black bag. He sets the bag on the agents desk and removes a wooden mallet and a walnut.
The man clears his throat, takes the walnut, places it on his head, and smashes it with the mallet. The walnut shatters impress...
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