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The Last Supper

So Judas says to Jesus, "Hey, are you coming to the last supper tonight?"

Jesus says, "The *what???*"

And Judas says, "The supper... I mean, are you coming to the *supper* tonight..."

Chicken for Supper

So this kid gets home around 6 and his dad asks "where were you?" The kid replies "at my girlfriends studying." The dad says "ok come sit down supper is ready." After a few minutes the kid says "This is great fish dad." The dad replies "Go wash your hands, it's chicken."

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