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Cena Jokes

John Cena wakes up at a hospital

John Cena: Where am I

Nurse: ICU

John Cena: No you can’t

John Cena woke up from a coma

John Cena: Where am I?

Nurse: ICU

John Cena: No you don't.

John Cena's full name is "John Felix Anthony Cena Jr."

Didn't see that one coming.

Nikke Bella is divorcing John Cena

Supposedly, she couldn't see him.

What’s up with John Cena doing so many voiceovers for commercials lately?

I mean, I think it’s John Cena’s voice, but I don’t know for sure since I can’t see him…

John Cena

Guys, I think I figured out how to post something without a title

John Cena walks into an Optometrist

Optometrist: Okay Mr. Cena, please read the top letter for me.

John Cena: U

Optometrist: Great! And the 2nd line.

John Cena: I can’t

Optometrist: So, you can’t see M E?

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Rock can Fight John Cena.

But will lose his shit when his opponent is Paper.

I will never understand why it's spelt "John Cena"...

...and not " "

John Cena movies

Do you know what all John Cena movies have in common?

I haven’t seen any of them.

Why does John Cena take COVID19 seriously?

Because he doesn't want to go to the ICU.

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I keep looking for John cena nudes

If only I could find them

Is John cena is the spokesperson for Honda?

He has a great voice but I can’t see him.

John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match

3 hours later he wakes up in a hospital

John: (slowly) Where am I?

Nurse: I. C. U

John: No you can't!!

Remember in 2015 when John Cena was a big meme?

Now it's practically invisible.

Just a John Cena joke

John Cena woke up in the hospital with no idea of what was going on.The nurse walked in and he asked
"Where am I?"
She responded
"ICU"
He said
"No you don't "

Drax, John Cena, and a ghost are standing in a bar.

Oh, sorry. Correction: , , and a are standing in a bar.

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John Cena

Bum buh duh dum.

Bum buh duh dum.

John Cena as Duke Nukem?

I just can't see him in that role.

John Cena is admitted to the Intensive Care Unit after losing consciousness

After waking up, he asks the doctor "Where am I?"

The doctor responds "The ICU"

John says "No you can't"

I went as John Cena for Halloween last year

But everyone kept slamming the door on my face saying "damn ding dong ditchers"!

John Cena, Bruce Willis, and a master assassin walk into a bar

"H-h-hello? W-w-who's there?!" asked the bartender to the front doors that just opened on their own.

Over 500 children have had their last request granted by John Cena for the Make-a-Wish foundation. That’s because anytime a child ask to see John Cena all they have to say is,

“You Can’t.”

What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?

Can't see 'em.

A VPN, John Cena and Flint, Michigan walk into a bar...

Goverment: I can't see you

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who?

How are an anti vaccine baby’s 5th birthday and John Cena related?

They will never see it

My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena.

She told me she's not seeing me anymore.

What show did John Cena and his pregnant wife make an appearance on?

I Didn't Know I was Pregnant

What do you call a queue with John Cena, The Rock and Macho Man in it?

A *punch*line.

If John Cena stars in a cooking show,what would it be called?

Snackdown Live

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

The Peanuts gang goes to a WWE show, each one randomly picking a WWE legend from a hat to dress up as for the show. Linus: "I got John Cena!" Peppermint Patty: "I got Becky Lynch! Who'd you get, Chuck?"

Charlie Brown: "I got The Rock."

We were fed lies by our education system saying that there are only four faces carved in Mount Rushmore.

How can they miss John Cena and The Rock.

There are too many "You can't see me" memes out there

I've Cena Nuff'

John’s girlfriend went missing

I guess nobody Cena

I often get ignored or people generally don't notice me...

I always wanted to be like John Cena.

A Sports Medicine Physician went to Wrestlemania one year to study the rate of concussions among the performers.

While backstage, he bumped into John Cena, and asked him if any of the matches qualified for Continuing Medical Education credit.

The Doctor of Thuganomics looked the physiatrist dead in the eyes; paused, then slowly replied: "No. You can't CME."

Doctor: So I've been told there's a problem with the eyesight?

John Cena: Yeah. You can't see me.

A guy wearing full camo sneaks into a bar

He tip-toes his way through the few customers idling about and tries to sneak behind the counter, but an invisible force violently pushes him back.

Realizing he's somehow been detected, he tries to escape from the bar only to be thwarted by another stern shove blocking his exit.

The ba...

I hosted a costume party a while back

I understood most of the costumes, but there was one guy with a rainbow clown wig, a captain America shield, an invisible dog, and a kimono. I must've sat there for 20 minutes trying to figure it out, but nothing made sense. So I went up to ask him directly.

Me: "Hey, nice costume"

Him...

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