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Went to a Pentecostal church recently

And was sitting there as the pastor approached and told me, “You will walk today.” I told him, “I’m not crippled.” He leaned in and insisted, You WILL walk today!” I simply nodded. But when I went to the parking lot, I saw someone had stolen my truck.

How do we know the Apostles drove a Honda?

“When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one accord.”

Conlang Convention

A conlanger is headed to a convention for conlangs, and he realizes that he's lost but he looks around and see's the building. So he walks in and he finds the main speaker speaking a conlang along with everyone else joining in. So he speaks his own conlang and has a good time. And after the conventi...

Three Men Of God

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all ...

A group of Christians are tasked with changing a lightbulb.

The Charismatic changes it easily; his hands are already up.



The Roman Catholic refuses; he prefers candles.



The Pentecostal changes it while his friends pray against the Lord of Darkness.



The Christian Scientist can't, but he prays for the light to turn ...

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