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A Bishop had finally had it with a priest in his archdiocese who kept fucking up Sacraments

Right before he was about to excommunicate him, the priest got on his knees and pleaded to give him another chance. The Bishop was a good guy so he allowed the priest one chance.

"If you can preform a matrimony without anything going wrong, I will not fire you"

The wedding starts and e...

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A burly sailor gets brought into an infirmary staffed by a bunch of postulate nuns, girls barely 18 preparing to become full nuns, and of course, supervised by a few gruff looking nuns.

Being good Catholics in a small Newfoundland seaside town, such oddities rarely found their way to their front door. The elder nuns insisted that only they would attend to him. The next evening there was a crash and a scream!! The sister ran out the door as fast as she could.

Sister Marry Cla...

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels?

Why did the church change its sacrament to fermented rice?

For God's sake.

He has risen

A baker who's never been to church before decides to attend Easter service, during the sacrament the pastor describes how the bread is the body of christ, latter as the Easter story is told the whole congregation stands up and yells "he has risen", the Baker taken by surprise and not really sure wha...

A priest, a swami, and a rabbi...

A priest, a swami, and a rabbi were arguing as to who were the best at their job. So they decided to go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it to their respective religion. After several hours, they met up again at a local disco to share the result of their venture.

The priest...

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Theological debate

One day, the Pope decided he'd ban all Jews from the Vatican. The Jews understandibly got really angry about this, so the Pope proclaimed that if a Jew could manage to beat him in a theological debate, they could stay.

The Jews chose their wisest rabbi for the religious debate against the Pop...

An old die-hard communist is on his deathbed

and he asks for a priest.

He wants to accept all the sacraments and become a full pledged Christian.

The priest is happy to oblige of course, but in the end he can't help to say: "So, when things finally got serious, you suddenly came to your senses, huh?"

"Yeah well, since I'm...

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A catholic priest is praying

“...I pray you Saint Anne...”

Suddenly the devil appears: “Oh, it’s you again. For Pete’s sake stop calling me if you don’t mean it and at least pronounce my name right.”

The priest shouts: ”Go away satan.”

St. Anne appears: ”You want me to leave you? Gees, at least you could pr...

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A rabbi and the Pope have a religious debate

Several of the Pope's officials are concerend about the growing Jewish population in Rome, so the encourage the Holy Father to set up a religious debate with the head Rabbi. If the Rabbi loses, he must leave Rome. If he wins, they can stay.

However, the Rabbi doesn't speak Italian or Latin an...

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