What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?
They are both straight until it gets hot.
A sailor reported for duty on a ship set to spend months at sea.
On the first day the captain takes the new recruit on a tour of the ship. He shows him the engine room, the helm, the quarters taking him all over the ship. They end the tour in the captain's office where the captain closes the door behind him and tells the sailor "Oh and one more thing, Seeing a...
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