The 3+ Best Eccentricity Jokes

A man owned a sentient calculator

He would show it to people all the time, and tell them about the sentient calculator. He'd ask a question, and the calculator would give the answer, and every time it was the correct one. At first, people were excited, and they would demand to know what the trick was. A lot of theories, ranging from...

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The DOD was putting together a new special forces unit...

In response to rising global tensions the Department of Defense decided a new, elite top secret unit was needed. Recruits were assembled from the special forces units of all branches.

A panel of generals, high level intelligence officers and congressmen is formed to begin interviews. The firs...

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I was at the 9th hole with my stallions by my side.

These two guys came up to me with a puzzled look.

"Are they yours?" they asked.

"They are indeed," I replied.

On the 11th hole they came up to me again.

"Are they following you around the whole way?" they asked.

"They are indeed," I replied.

On the 17th hole...

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