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The complex mathematics of the bus driver

Imagine yourself being a bus driver.

At stop number 1, you get 10 passengers.

At stop number 2, you get 3 passengers.

At stop number 3, 4 passengers get off, 2 male 1 female.

At stop number 4, 11 passengers got on.

At stop number 5, 6 passengers get off, 2 kids, 4...

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A man gets a job driving the Sesame Street school bus.

It's his first day...

At stop number one, a husky young girl gets on. "I'm Patty," she says.

Stop number two sees a chubby young lady. "Hi, Patty!" She calls. "Hi, Patty!" says the first girl.

At the next, a mother...

Prom

You remember prom, you know how it works. You have the 3 essentials: the tux, the corsage, and the limo.

Obviously I’m late to getting a date so everything I’m getting is last minute about a week before the big day.

I go to stop number 1, the tux shop. I pull up and I see this huge li...

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