Answer the door and see that its a sale man from an internet service provider. They have stopped at my house ten times in the last year to tell me about the digging in my area and I decided to have some fun with them today. Here is the conversation from today:
Me: Hello, you here to talk to m...
What material should you avoid using because it will make clothing too light?
What do the head of marketing for Metamucil and the head of Infrastructure at AT&T have in common?
Both are in charge of fiber optics.
A Tailor Had His Eyes Replaced With Yarn Balls...
...So now he has fiber optics.
Nurse walks into the doctors office and says: Doctor, there's a man here who says he's invisible.
Oh that's my pal Steve from the optics lab at DARPA. They're developing electromagnetic metamaterials to use in a cloaking device.
Tell him I can't see him now.