Photography Jokes

I just couldn't focus.

I had trouble focusing

Last week I got kicked out of a photography workshop for indecent exposure.

He seemed like a natural fit for web-development.

It all went by in a blur.

Everyone in the photos was over-exposed

Teacher said I wasn't bright enough.

OnlyFins.

I’ll let you know if anything develops.

Every picture turned out grainy.

It was frowned upon.

Until the only thing left to shoot is yourself

You use the negatives to develop.

Hoping you'll do it for the exposure.

Point and shoot.

Rest in peace Jay.

They were both wearing the same sorts of khaki shorts and shirts, wide brimmed hats, but whilst one had the traditional hiking boots on his feet, the other had on a pair of track running shoes.

"Why are you wearing running shoes on a wildlife safari?"

"Y'know, in case a lion attacks u... read more

His photography subjects tried to warn him but apparently a giant wheel of coagulated milk crushed him.

Because it wasn't Canon.

Twice a week the local parish priest liked to go up on the roof of the rectory and crank one out. He had decided that this was probably the most discreet and secure place he could be and not be discovered. One day a tourist on a nearby tower was taking pictures of the city landscape and noticed the ... read more

What up britches!





(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married ma... read more

A professional photographer is assigned to cover some of the wildfires that have been rampaging across a national park. His editor tells him to try to get some closeups of the fire fighters that are battling the wildfires.

When he gets to the forest, the photographer discovers thick smoke wh... read more

Apparently, I failed to notice signs prohibiting photography in the aquarium.

And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.

"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a l... read more

In fact, their technology was so advanced in their current time period that they were thought to be using magic. While others built their shelters out of sticks, they built their shelters out of adobe bricks. While others cooked with fire pits, they cooked with electric stoves. While others fought w... read more