What's the name of the X-rated photography site for fisherman?
I failed my course in Photography Lighting
Teacher said I wasn't bright enough.
Photography at a strip club was a failure
Everyone in the photos was over-exposed
What did the shirt say to the pants?
What up britches!
(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married ma...
I’m starting a photography business from home soon
I’ll let you know if anything develops.
My silo photography project did not go well at all.
Every picture turned out grainy.
Street photography is fun and all
Until the only thing left to shoot is yourself
I need someone good with photography to brighten all my images for me.
Hoping you'll do it for the exposure.
What’s the most popular form of photography in American high schools?
Point and shoot.
People didn't smile for pictures in the early days of photography...
It was frowned upon.
Life is like photography
You use the negatives to develop.
This just in, world renowned artist Paul Jacobson has been disqualified from this year's Animal Photography Championship due to use of performance enhancing drugs.
This determined after the discovery of polaroids smuggled within his travel bag.
Priest and the Camera
Twice a week the local parish priest liked to go up on the roof of the rectory and crank one out. He had decided that this was probably the most discreet and secure place he could be and not be discovered. One day a tourist on a nearby tower was taking pictures of the city landscape and noticed the ...
Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?
Because it wasn't Canon.
Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away.
Rest in peace Jay.
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Pope taking a shower!
The Pope was having a shower and although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air...
Why couldn’t the press take pictures of the fastest superhero?
No Flash photography.
A British girl meets a guy...
And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.
"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a l...
How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid?
Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)
A Instagram user walks into a bar...
A Instagram user walks into a #bar #pub #brewery #happyhour #bigplace #beer #night #party #fun #photography #conceptual #art #drink #peperoni #olives #lights #table #chair #followme
I once photographed a high school track team practice for the yearbook..
I guess you could call it *timed laps* photography.