I'm surprised Peter Parker chose photography as a side-hustle...
He seemed like a natural fit for web-development.
Learning photography is hard.
Last week I got kicked out of a photography workshop for indecent exposure.
The Dangerous Pilot
A professional photographer is assigned to cover some of the wildfires that have been rampaging across a national park. His editor tells him to try to get some closeups of the fire fighters that are battling the wildfires.
When he gets to the forest, the photographer discovers thick smoke wh...
What's the name of the X-rated photography site for fisherman?
Photography at a strip club was a failure
Everyone in the photos was over-exposed
I failed my course in Photography Lighting
Teacher said I wasn't bright enough.
A Photographer was killed on the job.
His photography subjects tried to warn him but apparently a giant wheel of coagulated milk crushed him.
My silo photography project did not go well at all.
Every picture turned out grainy.
I’m starting a photography business from home soon
I’ll let you know if anything develops.
I need someone good with photography to brighten all my images for me.
Hoping you'll do it for the exposure.
What’s the most popular form of photography in American high schools?
Point and shoot.
People didn't smile for pictures in the early days of photography...
It was frowned upon.
Street photography is fun and all
Until the only thing left to shoot is yourself
Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?
Because it wasn't Canon.
Life is like photography
You use the negatives to develop.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
What up britches!
(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married ma...
Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away.
Rest in peace Jay.
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An Old Joke
The year is 2120, and our story follows Joe McFlinch and his journey to overcome his inner demons. 'Who is Joe?', you may be wondering. Well, Joe is a cowardly 29 year old male. He has no special talents or skills, no hobbies, and most sadly, no friends. If I were to describe him as a dish, he would...
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The Pope was having a shower,
and although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air.
Priest and the Camera
Twice a week the local parish priest liked to go up on the roof of the rectory and crank one out. He had decided that this was probably the most discreet and secure place he could be and not be discovered. One day a tourist on a nearby tower was taking pictures of the city landscape and noticed the ...
This just in, world renowned artist Paul Jacobson has been disqualified from this year's Animal Photography Championship due to use of performance enhancing drugs.
This determined after the discovery of polaroids smuggled within his travel bag.
A British girl meets a guy...
And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.
"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a l...
A Instagram user walks into a bar...
A Instagram user walks into a #bar #pub #brewery #happyhour #bigplace #beer #night #party #fun #photography #conceptual #art #drink #peperoni #olives #lights #table #chair #followme
A long time ago, a spanish civilization was extremely advanced in technology.
In fact, their technology was so advanced in their current time period that they were thought to be using magic. While others built their shelters out of sticks, they built their shelters out of adobe bricks. While others cooked with fire pits, they cooked with electric stoves. While others fought w...
I once photographed a high school track team practice for the yearbook..
I guess you could call it *timed laps* photography.