I’m starting a photography business from home soon
I’ll let you know if anything develops.
My silo photography project did not go well at all.
Every picture turned out grainy.
My friend's hobbies include photography and playing in an 80's band. He's a lot like a tree in that way
they both like to photo synthesize
This just in, world renowned artist Paul Jacobson has been disqualified from this year's Animal Photography Championship due to use of performance enhancing drugs.
This determined after the discovery of polaroids smuggled within his travel bag.
What’s the most popular form of photography in American high schools?
Point and shoot.
Life is like photography
You use the negatives to develop.
People didn't smile for pictures in the early days of photography...
It was frowned upon.
I need someone good with photography to brighten all my images for me.
Hoping you'll do it for the exposure.
Priest and the Camera
Twice a week the local parish priest liked to go up on the roof of the rectory and crank one out. He had decided that this was probably the most discreet and secure place he could be and not be discovered. One day a tourist on a nearby tower was taking pictures of the city landscape and noticed the ...
I met a famous former racing cyclist.
He said, "I've started getting into photography and selling my images to people."
I said, "Freelance?"
He said, "No, they aren't giveaways."
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Pope taking a shower!
The Pope was having a shower and although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air...
Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away.
Rest in peace Jay.
Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?
Because it wasn't Canon.
Why couldn’t the press take pictures of the fastest superhero?
No Flash photography.
A British girl meets a guy...
And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.
"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a l...
How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid?
Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)
A Instagram user walks into a bar...
A Instagram user walks into a #bar #pub #brewery #happyhour #bigplace #beer #night #party #fun #photography #conceptual #art #drink #peperoni #olives #lights #table #chair #followme
A long time ago, a spanish civilization was extremely advanced in technology.
In fact, their technology was so advanced in their current time period that they were thought to be using magic. While others built their shelters out of sticks, they built their shelters out of adobe bricks. While others cooked with fire pits, they cooked with electric stoves. While others fought w...