Stock Option Jokes - 4 Hilarious Stock Option Jokes

Girl, are you a TSLA stock option?

Cause I have no experience, and I want to call you.

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I invested in a soup manufacturer. I asked them what the stock options were.

They said chicken or vegetable

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Crocodile.

A multi-millionaire, living in Australia, decided to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors... He also invited Brian, the only native Australian in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool, in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time, drinking, ...

Job application...

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment.
Not sure if they hired him....

NAME - Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here i...

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