Deals Jokes

For example, they can get piercings for just a buccaneer.

They charge me an arm and a leg for their product.

So he asks them a simple question: "How much is 1+1?"

The mechanical engineer quickly opens a handbook and say, the handbook says 2, let's make it 3 just in case.
The physicist starts scribbling and after 5 minutes say it's between 1.95 and 2.05 within 3 sigma confidence level.
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He's a Primeate

A month ago, if you paid $1500 you could cruise for seven days. But right now if you pay $219, you can cruise for the rest of your life!

A coping saw.

A whizzard

I guess you could say I’m Goodwill Hunting.

Half off!

I ordered 4 Kindles and they sent me a 2 Ronnies DVD instead!

The treefrontal cortex.

21/11/2015 Wollstonecraft 2.00am. Police received numerous calls in relation to a violent domestic, with reports of a woman screaming hysterically, a man yelling “I’m going to kill you, your dead! Die Die!!”, with the sounds of furniture being tossed around the unit. Numerous police cars responded t... read more

...Pound for pound.

It's called, Staff It Where The Sun Don't Shine.

The only thing I think I scored was a case of COVID-19.

because they won't make cents any more.

...who owned a slave named Manuel who was very good at hiding his thoughts and feelings. This merchant would often have his slave negotiate trade deals, very much to the merchants profit. This was the case because it was a well-known fact of that...

Nobody reads the owner's Manuel.

...travel equipment.