This guy and his wife lived somewhere where it was fairly common to go out and gather snails and cook them as a delicacy.
So they were having a dinner party, and the wife asks the husband to go get some snails to serve as appetizers. He takes a bucket and goes out and sets about his task. ...
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GEEKS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "GEEKS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He goes in and sits down.
The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of...
3 men venture into the forest and come upon a cannibal tribe.
The cannibals capture the three men and bring him to their leader.
King cannibal: I will allow you to leave without being eaten if you can complete my challenge. Find 10 fruits in the forest, and bring them back. Then you will hear it.
The men leave, get their fruits. The first back b...
A guy walks into a coffee shop
He goes the counter and asks, “So what’s the special?”
The barista shakes her head, “I can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”
The man frowns. “What do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”
The barista shakes her head.
“A mocha?”
She shakes her...
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