For our silver wedding anniversary I got a map of the world, gave my wife a dart, and said we'd go wherever the dart lands!
I'm happy to announce in october were going to spend a lovely 2 weeks by the fucking skirting board!
A couple who's been married for 25 years are discussing their anniversary plans
Wife: what do you plan to give me on our silver wedding anniversary?
Husband: Surprise! I'm taking you to Europe!
Wife: Wow! How are you going to top that on our golden anniversary?
Husband: Well, I suppose I'll pick you up!
A woman turns to her husband
A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’ Her husband replies, ‘Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades.’