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Celebrations Jokes

Celebrations were held at NASA today

After the Curiosity rover had discovered feline life on the Planet Mars


Celebrations were wild and rampant until the rover made an unexpected turn and ran over the creature.


A NASA employee was heard saying "Turns out Curiosity Killed the cat"

This year's Fibonacci celebrations are going to be huge

As big as the previous two combined

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Coincidental celebrations

A chicken farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman on the stool next to him perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day f...

My wife is turning 32 soon...

I’ve told her not to get her hopes up for her birthday. “After all,” I said, “The celebrations are only going to last half a minute.”

“What are you talking about?” she asked.

I said, “It’s your thirty-second birthday.”

So Prince Andrew is missing the celebrations due to Covid

A spokeman has said he just had a minor tickle.

Early Celebrations

I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th


Why?

Because I like to reduce fractions.

Happy New Year

Really annoyed my Wife last week by opening a box of celebrations...

I changed all of the wrappers around.

She really got her Snickers in a Twix!

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