Today I celebrated my 365th day sober!!

And it only took me 14 years

Pride Month should be celebrated in September.

As we know, Pride cometh before the Fall.

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There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time,,,

*There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room, her husband yelled, "You ca...

My wife and I just celebrated 10 happy years together.

Coincidentally, it’s our 27th anniversary.

In the 15th century, the end of the plague was celebrated by mass orgies...

Anything similar being prepared for Covid? I'm asking for a friend...

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A reporter went to a small village...

And asked one of the villagers, "hey could you tell me a story about your village?" The villager says "well one time a neighbors goat got lost in the mountains, and we all got together to look for it, and then we found it. We all celebrated and drank and then we all had sex with the goat".

T...

my wife celebrated my 69th birthday with me

I'm afraid we're stuck in this position until help arrives

NSFW A man returns to work on Tuesday after a long weekend due to his 25th wedding anniversary he had celebrated over the weekend. His buddies were happy to see him and wanted to know how his little vacation was. "Perfect!", he replied. "I came home, and nobody was home. So I went upstairs to

the bedroom and there she was; naked and on all fours, and she tells me happy anniversary, you can do whatever you want to me!
His friends asked, "So what did you do!?!?"
He replied, "I sent her to her mother's!"

In the Middle Ages people celebrated the end of the plague by holding orgies

Does anyone know if something is already planned?

In India rats are celebrated...

but in Hungary they Budapest.

When people hear that my husband and I just celebrated our 60th wedding anniversary, they inevitably ask us the secret to our long, successful marriage. In response, my husband will smile sweetly, nod my way, and explain, “We both love me.”

When people hear that my husband and I just celebrated our 60th wedding anniversary, they inevitably ask us the secret to our long, successful marriage. In response, my husband will smile sweetly, nod my way, and explain, “We both love me.”

Today, I celebrated 25 years of marriage to my wife.

At dinner, she asked, "25 years is really something. What do you think?"

I say, "I'm just thinking, if I had killed you when I had the chance, I'd just now be getting out of prison on parole..."

Mtv just celebrated it's 38th birthday...

Let us all celebrate about fifteen years of music.

Keanu Reeves is celebrated as a saint for his hover hands. When I met him he kept cupping my balls!

Best golf partner I ever had.

On his 22nd birthday, my brother came out as a transvestite to our family and celebrated by wearing a miniskirt...

...that shows a lot of balls.

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