Why does Donald Trump thinks he can become King of the USA?
Because his actions led to a Coronation.
I have lived to see something I never thought possible.
The Coronation of an American president.
The Ivory Throne of the King of Timbuktu
Hundreds of years ago, when glorious Timbuktu was nothing more than a large collection of grass huts, the King of that great city declared his wish for a throne fit for such a mighty ruler. Of ivory it was to be, exquisitely carved, inlaid with gold leaf, decorated with diamonds and emeralds and sap...
Prince Charles is actually happy about getting COVID-19.
Now he doesn't have to worry if he will experience coronation.
Prince Charles contracts Corona Virus
All part of the coronation process
When will Putin resign as president?
At the coronation.
Once there was a great tribal king. Fearlessly, he led his troops into battle. He settled disputes fairly, and ruled with grace and compassion. And he lived a humble life. No palaces for this king; he lived in a straw hut just like the rest of his subjects, and shared out the tribes resources so tha...
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So the Pope is on the way to his coronation...
...and the cardinals are preparing for his arrival.
One of the cardinals visits a local fisherman and says "I need to catch a fish to serve the new pope tonight".
The fisherman takes him out on his boat and they catch a massive fish.
The fisherman yells "that is a huge son of ...