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The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

Today should be a holiday honoring all the truckers who have kept America going during the Covid epidemic.

A big 10-4, if you will.

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The faithful soldier

One day an army general suspects that his platoon of 100 men are all having sex with his lovely wife. So one night he decides to see if he is right in his suspicions. While his wife is sleeping he gets up and puts in a anti cheat device inside of his wifeā€™s private part. Itā€™s in the shape of a tiny ...

Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus

aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros.

Bird released a statement honoring the two individuals who passed away while riding a scooter at the Bob Marley festival last week

The statement said ā€œ*It turns out that the tables have turned. This time we killed two stoners with one bird*ā€

England is finally honoring it's longest river entirely in it's border by making repairs to the over 45 navigation locks used for transportation, improving the many drinking water systems abstracting flow from it's discharge into the sea, and providing for wildlife sanctuaries near the coast.

The people will vote on the entire referendum poised to fund the project.

It's called the Bond...the Thames Bond....

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