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What's the difference between a constipated owl and a bad marksman?

A bad marksman shoots, but can't hit.

A constipated owl hoots, but can't shit.

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marksman walks into a weapons store,

marksman walks into a weapons store, looking to buy a new scope for his sniper *rifle. he tells the owner he wants the best one available

..the owner shows him a piece and says "this one has a reach of over 1 km. that's so far, you can see crystal clear my house on the hill from here."
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What do you call an asian marksman?

Precise Lee

I wanna marry a guy named Mark.

As that would make me Marksman :)

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A fly

Once there was a forest and in this forest there was a river. Flying above this river there was a fly about six inches from the water.

But what the fly didn't know is that there was a fish looking at the fly, and the fish thought to himself. That fly drops down six inches I'm gonna have mysel...

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