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Marksman Jokes

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A marksman walks into a weapons store, looking to buy a new scope for his sniper riffle

The marksman tells the owner he wants the best one available

The owner shows him a piece and says "this one has a reach of over 1 km. That's so far, you can see crystal clear my house on the hill from here."

The marksman grabs the scope and looks in the direction the shop owner was poi...

What’s the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots but doesn’t hit, the other hoots but doesn’t s**t

What’s the best name for the wife of a marksman?

Amy

Expert Marksman

Three snipers are out on the range, bragging about their skills.

“I can out-shoot either of you clowns. See that beer can out beyond the target?” The other two confirm. The first sniper lines up his shot, squeezes off a round and BOOM, can pops up in the air and lands 20 yards back.

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A fly

Once there was a forest and in this forest there was a river. Flying above this river there was a fly about six inches from the water.

But what the fly didn't know is that there was a fish looking at the fly, and the fish thought to himself. That fly drops down six inches I'm gonna have mysel...

I wanna marry a guy named Mark.

As that would make me Marksman :)

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