The police are investigating the recent shootout at a fancy downtown restaurant.

There are no reports of casual tees.

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A woman pregnant with triplets walks into a bank.

Suddenly, armed men storm in and try to rob the bank. A shootout occurs and the woman is hit by bullets several times.

Shortly after, the woman is brought to the hospital and gets emergency surgery. The surgeon is able to remove all bullets except three due to endangerment to the triplets. ...

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

An octopus was killed in a shootout last week

Police say he was heavily armed

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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A man wins an online contest but enters the wrong email address to access the code.

He realizes that his account is on yahoo instead of gmail and now someone else has received the code to access the $5000 prize. He drives to his office disheartened and asks his secretary if he should just send an email to the account requesting the person to forward the code. Then his frustration i...

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