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Sheep Dog Jokes

I love jokes about sheep dogs..

I won’t be satisfied until I’ve herd them all.

A sheep dog says "That's all 40 sheep." A shepherd says "What we only have 37??"

The sheep dog says "I know, i rounded them up"

A sheep dog herds his sheep...

The farmer asks the dog, *"Are my sheep ready?"*

The dog answers, *"Yep, all 30 of them!"*

*"Wait...I only counted 26,"* replies the farmer.

The dog tells the farmer, *"Yeah, that's because I rounded them up!"*

The Sheep Dog Bra

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women.

It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra."

It rounds them up and points them in the right direction...

Why was the sheep dog unimpressed with r/jokes?

Baacause he'd herd them all

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How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!...

My Girlfriend is the sort of girl Men whistle at...

She looks like a sheep dog.

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Uncle Jack

You are a farmer. Your father owns the farm. You live with your father Jim, your mother Ruth, your uncle Jack, and your brother Michael. Your father is in charge of the farm, so he takes care of all of the animals, the crops, and manual labor. Your mother cooks and cleans. Your brother is too young ...

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