Why did Mozart get rid of all his chickens?

He asked them who the best composer was and didn’t like their answer.

How should a farmer dress so he doesn't get attacked by his chickens?

Impeccably

I’m thinking of starting a social media network for chickens.

Not as a full time job just a way to make hens meet.

People who take care of chickens are...

Literally "Chicken Tenders!"

Did I tell you about my neighbor who is afraid of chickens?

He built a beautiful fence around his house. All the neighbors say it’s impeccable.

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There's a breed of black chickens that actually hatch black eggs!

Search up "black cocks" yourself if you don't believe me.

There are 2 chickens in a barn, one says: "tok, tok, tok, tok, tok".

The other replies: "are you tokking to me"?

What do you call a number to the power of chickens?

An eggs-ponent

Did you hear about the Mexican space program?

They’re sending chickens to the moon for the first time ever, they’re calling it A-pollo 11

How do chickens tell who's the alpha male or female?

They use a *pecking* order

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard boiled eggs

My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens.

For this occasion, my grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens o...

I saw a bunch of geese and ducks on the lawn in front of the Tyson processing plant. Initially I thought of how horrible it was that they were there flaunting their freedom to the condemned chickens, but then I thought no.....

it's just fowl behavior.

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Just found out cock fighting is done with chickens

There goes two years of training I'll never get back :(

What do you call a group of racist chickens?

The Ku Klucks Klan

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A chicken farmer goes into a bar, takes a seat next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turns to her and says,

"What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman.

"What a c...

Yesterday I was working on the farm when I saw a bunch of chickens just strutting around...

It was like poultry in motion.

i have a dream

i dream of a better future a future where chickens can cross the road without being asked why

The Three Legged Chicken

A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.
Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sp...

A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take your time."

The farmer points him toward the henhouse and the rooster takes off like a shot.

WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the henhouse, three or four times. Randy runs out and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. WHAM! He nails all the geese. Randy runs to the pigpen, the cow pasture -- soon, he's b...

I raise chickens humanely, and I only eat the ones that die from natural causes.

Rocks are natural, right?

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