When I was growing up in South Dakota we would go out and catch rabbits to give to the local brewery in exchange for cash.
Apparently they used them for the hops.
A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead rabbits.
And the flight attendant says "Sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger."
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude...
A rabbit says to a fox, "I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes"
"Come on, you know that's impossible! No one will publish such rubbish." says the fox
"Well, follow me and I'll show you." They both go into the rabbit's dwelling and after a while, the rabbit emerges with a satisfied expression on his face.
Then comes a wolf. "Hello, what are we doin...
What type of math are rabbits the best at?
What do you call a guy with 5 rabbits in his ass?
How do dyslexic rabbits pass the time?
They buck like funnies.
A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army.
Neither of the 3 are very happy about it and the only chance they have to avoid it is by being rejected during the medical exam. As They are waiting in line at the doctors office their desperation builds up untill right before it's the rabbits turn. The rabbit turns to the fox: "Fox I might h...
A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.
From a distance they looked like hares.
A little girl walks into a pet store and tells an employee that she’d like to buy a rabbit.
The employee smiles down at the little girl and says, “Right this way! We have lots of different rabbits to choose from depending on what you’re looking for.” She leads the little girl over to a large enclosure where a huge collection of bunnies of all different sizes and colors are hopping about or...
Why should you bring rabbits when making beer?
They'll provide you the hops.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses
The Neighbour's Rabbit
So I woke up this morning to see my dog laying down in the back, covered in dirt, with a rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit's not bloody eh, just dirty. My neighbor's child has two rabbits, so immediately I knew it was one of his. So I took the rabbit from my dog, ran inside, and washed all the dirt o...
One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather.
The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her.
"I am going to eat you for lunch," said the fox.
"Wait," replied the rabbit, "You should at least wait a few days."
"Oh yeah? Why should I wait?"
"Well, I am just finishing my thesi...
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.........?
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?"