Herds Jokes - 7 Hilarious Herds Jokes

What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?

A Melon Collie

Herds of wild horses roam the banks of narrow Norwegian inlets.

The majestic Fjord Mustangs.

A sheep dog herds his sheep...

The farmer asks the dog, *"Are my sheep ready?"*

The dog answers, *"Yep, all 30 of them!"*

*"Wait...I only counted 26,"* replies the farmer.

The dog tells the farmer, *"Yeah, that's because I rounded them up!"*

After 150 days off flooding, Noah released all the animals from his ark and commanded then to go forth and multiply.

After some time, he saw that the flocks and herds were regaining their numbers, but he came across a pair of snakes who had laid no eggs, and were just laying about.

"Why have you not multiplied?" he asked.

To which the snakes responded, "we can't, we're adders."

Noah being ...

Little known fact #376: In Norway they have problems with herds of wild horses destroying the delicate eco systems around their narrow inlets.

They plan to start exporting Fjord Mustangs.

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence.

The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring,

"A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the
best solution."

The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and...

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician enter a competition

The goal is to surround 10 sheeps with the minimum amount of wood to be used as fence.

The engineer goes first. Armed with the knowledge that the best perimeter to area is a circle, gathers the sheep together and build a circular fence around them.

The crowd goes crazy! That is unbeata...

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