This farmer was telling me about how brilliant his sheepdog was at maths,
"Watch this," he said. "Shep, what's seven plus two, " And the dog barked ten times. "OK, Shep, what's fifteen plus four. " And the dog barked twenty times. "He's very good, " I replied, but he's a little over. " "Yeah, " answered the farmer, "old habits die hard, he's just rounding t...
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him.
The sheepdog says: "I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!"
"You sure you got them all?" The farmer replies.
"Yep! All 40 of them!" Says the sheepdog.
"40? But I only have 37 sheep." Replies the farmer.
The sheepdog answers: "I know. I rounded them up for ...
I gave my sheepdog dreadlocks
He's a ruftafarian
Bob the sheepdog was getting the sheep in for Farmer Fred. He completed his task and went bounding over to the Farmer shouting “Farmer Fred, Farmer Fred…. I chased 40 sheep in to the yard for you”. “40 sheep?” queries Farmer Fred. “I’ve only got 37”
“I know” says Bob. “I rounded them up”
After a terrible storm, a man and his sheepdog are stranded on a large desert island.
They manage to set up camp and survive. The man searches the island every day, but never finds any other people.
One day, as the man and his dog are walking, they find a small flock of sheep grazing.
Looking at the sheep, the man gets an idea.
Now, he isn't the kind of guy wh...
What noise does a sheepdog make?
(Obviously this joke needs to be said out loud to work, but I made it up because of my roomates sheepadoodle and thought it was hilarious so I figured I'd test my luck on reddit)
Did you hear about the new bra they call the Sheepdog?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?
"Let's get the flock out of here"
The Sheepdog and the Farmer
A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master. "So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?" "40," replies the dog. "What? How can there be 40?!" ex...
My new sheepdog pup just swallowed a whole cantaloupe in one!
Since then he's a little melancholy.
You can't keep your secret from a sheepdog.
It herd everything.
A farmer had a sheepdog...
The farmer sent his sheepdog to go and round up all of the sheep into the pen. The sheepdog did this and then came back to the farmer and said, "I've collected all 40 of the sheep into the pen". The farmer goes and checks just to make sure but he only counts 36 sheep. He asks his sheepdog about thi...
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Two horses live on a farm.
Their names are Harry and Larry. Harry and Larry are best friends. They do everything together, they eat together, play together, sleep together...
One day, while Harry and Larry were grazing in the fields, Larry said to Harry, “Harry, I think it’s time we figure out who the Alpha Horse on th...
A farmer has 895 sheep.
Realising that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm, and Jess the sheepdog is getting a bit old, he decides he'll probably need a new dog- no, a whole team of dogs- to round so many sheep up.
So the next day, the farmer goes to the pet store. He looks around at the various herding do...
An Englishman, a Russian and a Greek guy are on the same flight, sitting next to eachother
When they are flying over England, the Englishman says, "England is the best country, check out how well they handle this." he drops a sword out of the window.
When they are flying over Russia, the Russian says, "Mother Russia is the best country, look how efficiently we deal with this." he ...
He’s not too sheepish
A sheepdog walks past a flock of sheep when one of the sheep shouts out; “Hey! Your maw loves the boaby almost as much as your da does!”
“Excuse me? What did you just say about my family?!” Snarled the sheepdog.
The sheep smirked “You herd me.”
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A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every eveni...