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Say Farewell Jokes

I've always been interested by the way different cultures say farewell

I guess you could say I'm bye curious

How do epileptics say farewell?

"Seizure later!"

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How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

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How do you say farewell to a pure, sexually fluid person?

Good Bi!

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A carpenter and a professor run into each other...

Two old friends, a carpenter and a professor, run into each other. They chitchat a bit and they starting to talk about work.

Professor: "So, what are you working with nowadays?".

Carpenter: "I'm a carpenter. And you?"

Professor: "I'm a professor.

Carpenter: "In what fi...

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Old man Richard goes to bed

As Richard closed his eyes and dozed off, he suddenly found himself standing in front Heaven's Gates. Stunned in disbelief, Richard approaches Saint Peter in a panic.

"St. Peter! What happened, why am I in Heaven?"

"Well Richard, you've passed away in your sleep. From now on, the Gates...

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