UPJOKE

Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind.

But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work has been completed for a whole year and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy did we go 'round. Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking ...

So I'm in the office kitchen and I overhear a blonde telling a story. . .

She tells her friend "Some loser accountant from the window company called me. Wanted me to pay for my new windows they installed."

"Yeah? What did you tell them?"

"I told them the exact same thing their fast talking salesman told me. In a year, the windows will pay for themselves...

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