(I know this joke has been around since Adam and Eve, but I still love it!)
An old man is on the park walking
When he sees an elderly lady on a bench. He decides to take a chance and sits down and introduces himself. After some small talk, the man tells her he is a widower. She acts surprised and says she is as well. Four times over.
" all four husbands died while with you? How horrible, how did they...