Why does Steven Tyler always put raspberry vinaigrette on his salad?

It's a sweet emulsion

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

"Close the door! I'm dressing!"

What is the law that requires cabbage to be shredded and covered in a vinaigrette?

Cole's Law

If you don't like vinegar, but you use it anyway...

You'll have...... vinaigrette.

Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

You may know Murphy’s law, but have you heard of Coles law?

It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

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There are 2 friends and went to their 3rd mutual friend to pay him a visit at his place. He offered them what they want to drink and all of them start drinking some white wine with some antipasto. After a while the host and his wife realized that the 2 friends drank more than 5 liters of the wine,

and thought if they keep going like that they are going to drink all their wine, so they decided to give them white vinaigrette instead. They gave them a bottle, both friends are trying the 'new wine' and the one says nothing, the other one spit the vinaigrette and says to the other: bro don't you s...

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