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What do you call Cole slaw that got made wrong?

Murphy Slaw!

Never eat the slaw at a demonic lawyer's picnic.

Possession is 9/10 of the slaw.

Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing.

Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...

Why can't cabbages run fast?

They move in slaw motion

What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper?

Slaw dust!

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The Party

After his divorce, Jeff rented a cabin in Montana for the summer to write his first novel. He got up each morning, made coffee, and would go outside and sit by a stream before going back in and writing all day. One August afternoon he was startled by a knock on the door.

“Hey,” said the man....

A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.

It was horrific! I slaw it happen!

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

What's it called when someone is murdered by a cabbage?

Slaw-der.

I know. It's awful.

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The Mysterious Bottle of Ketchup

A man wants to throw a party, so he heads into a grocery store looking for supplies. He grabs a shopping cart and combs through the aisles, grabbing everything he could possibly need for the party.

He's about to head out and he does a final mental check of the things he needs. He realises he...

I had a dream I was attacked in my kitchen by a giant head of cabbage. I grabbed a knife and stabbed, hacked, and slashed at it, but it still kept coming! I threw a jar of mayonnaise at it, to no avail -- then I hurled a bag of carrots, but nothing would stop it! In the end...

I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

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