A man is driving a car next to a mental asylum when his tire ruptures.
He stops and gets out of the car to change it.
But through the fence, a patient with gray hair, long unkempt beard, dressed in a nightgown, and with a creepy doll in his arms watches him silently.
The man tries to ignore him, but the stare makes him extremely anxious. His hands start...
A cloud, a lake and a mountain are having an argument...
>A cloud, a lake and a mountain are having a big argument, they are all yelling claiming each one is the greatest form of nature alive.
>To settle this, they come up with a little challenge: Who can kill the most humans with a single action.
>The cloud goes first.
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Leroy the Swamper
A old southern,slow-talking' truck driver answers an ad in the paper for an OTR position. He goes into meet with the supervisor. The supervisor knows they need drivers bad, so he cuts off the entire interview and says:
Supervisor: "Look, if you can pass your certification test, the job is you...