That damned Greek Mythology class is ruining my G.P.A.
I guess you could say it's my Achilles' aorta.
Dictionary namesake Noah Webster's funeral
Noah Webster was an important man in the field of lexicography. So when he died his wife, Miriam, decided to have a large funeral. Many people came out. Near the end, after the eulogy, Miriam asked if anyone else wanted to say something about her late husband. A man comes up to her and says, “I woul...
What is the best present for Christmas?
Because it comes from the heart...
A cardiac surgeon is picking up his Bentley from an engine repair.
As the owner's mechanic fetches the car, the owner gets to talking with the doctor and says, "You know, engine repair is a lot like open-heart surgery."
"Well, it's the 'heart' of the machine. It's got fuel injectors like veins, an oil pump like an aorta, and pistons that pum...