On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild gues...
After every flight the pilots of Qantas airways leave a note to the mechanics that has problems that need to be fixed.When the next flight is due the mechanics leave a report that describes what they've done to fix the problem.
Problem: The left tire almost needs to be replaced Report: The left tire was almost replaced
Problem: Something is unhooked in the cabin
Report: We rehooked something in the cabin
Problem: The autopilot loses 200 km/h altitude when engaged
Report: We haven't been able ...
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