What do you call a serial killer with a leakage problem?
Jack the Dripper.
After every flight the pilots of Qantas airways leave a note to the mechanics that has problems that need to be fixed.When the next flight is due the mechanics leave a report that describes what they've done to fix the problem.
Problem: The left tire almost needs to be replaced Report: The left tire was almost replaced
Problem: Something is unhooked in the cabin
Report: We rehooked something in the cabin
Problem: The autopilot loses 200 km/h altitude when engaged
Report: We haven't been able ...
Last day kindergarten
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers."
That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"