Jesus said, "Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God."
But I think it'd be nice if God let everyone see him, regardless if you have a coronary blockage.
The doctor takes a peek
Disclaimer: This is a re-tell of a joke as my late uncle used to tell it to me.
So there was a guy named Joe that had lost an eye. As it would happen, the only solution was to get a glass eye as to make him feel a little better. Every night he would carefully put it into a glass of solution ...
My wife and I were on our last warning with the landlord.
Then one day I phoned reluctantly and said, "Mate, I just did an enormous poo and now there's a blockage."
"Goodness me," he cried. "You guys can't do anything right can you? What has your wife said?"
I said, "Next time don't use the sink."
A blond is driving down country roads feeling smart because she dyed her hair brown
She turns a corner and finds the road completely blacked by sheep. The farmer comes it the the window and apologizes for blockage, he says they’ll be past in a few minutes. The “brunette” looks at the sheep and back at the farmer and says “if I can guess how meant sheep are there can I have one?” Th...
I had to stop eating alphabet soup.
I kept developing a vowel blockage.