There is a mysterious blockage high up in my nasal cavity...
...I would like to figure out what it is, but I just can't put my finger on it.
I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.
An olfactory oil factory
Jesus said, "Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God."
But I think it'd be nice if God let everyone see him, regardless if you have a coronary blockage.
The doctor takes a peek
Disclaimer: This is a re-tell of a joke as my late uncle used to tell it to me.
So there was a guy named Joe that had lost an eye. As it would happen, the only solution was to get a glass eye as to make him feel a little better. Every night he would carefully put it into a glass of solution ...
My wife and I were on our last warning with the landlord.
Then one day I phoned reluctantly and said, "Mate, I just did an enormous poo and now there's a blockage."
"Goodness me," he cried. "You guys can't do anything right can you? What has your wife said?"
I said, "Next time don't use the sink."
I had to stop eating alphabet soup.
I kept developing a vowel blockage.