Rubber Band Jokes

But it's a bit of a stretch.

Oh snap.

I still haven't bounced back :(

It was the center of a-tension

They said “that’ll be a stretch”

He says “And make it snappy”

So they'll be known as the rubber band.

The one said to the other, "It sure would be easier driving this thing without rubber bands on our claws."

Cause' I found the rubber band

1).Look into the puddle and see what you saw.

2). Pick up the saw and cut the rubber band in half

3).Pick up the 2 halves of the rubber band.

4). 1 half plus 1 half equals 1 whole.

5). Use the whole on the door and escape.

A Rubber Band.

A rubber band.

He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, "Ouch, that one Hertz."

My dad always tells me about a practical joke played on an assistant in a big office setting when he was younger.

The assistant was the guy with the least experience and was in charge of answering the phone. He was not known as someone who was particularly bright.

My dad called posing... read more

Rubber bands

A homeless man was walking down the street. His shoes were so worn out that the soles would flop around when he walked. One day, he was walking down the street when a man in a brand new Maserati and an expensive Italian suit pulled over by him. The man asked for the homeless man to come to him. He p... read more

A man comes up to him grabs him and stretches the elastic band out until he is just about to break,

The man stares the rubber band in the eyes,
“You have so much potential”

(Made this one myself, thank you.)