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Elastic Band Jokes

An elastic band runs into a bank with a gun.

"Nobody move, this is a rubbery!"

A elastic band is thrown into a torture chamber,

A man comes up to him grabs him and stretches the elastic band out until he is just about to break,

The man stares the rubber band in the eyes,
“You have so much potential”

(Made this one myself, thank you.)

To the person who lost a huge roll of $100 bills wrapped with an elastic band

I found your elastic band.

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A guy turns to his colleague and says "man...this minute I get home, I'm ripping my wife's panties off". The colleague asks "why...you really horny?"

And the guy replies "no...the elastic band in them is too tight and its killing me."

What do you call a musical group made of rubber?

An elastic band.

How did the first Ethiopian get to the moon?

He was tinkering with an elastic band.

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How to feed a cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
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