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Rotary Club Jokes

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My Dad

My dad loves to say a toast. He gave one yesterday to commemorate the final days of 2020

”We drink to those who love us

We drink to those who don’t.

We drink to those who fuck us

And say fuck you to those who don’t!”

The local Rotary Club didn't know who the Hell...

A husband and wife are out to dinner for their anniversary...

The husband raises his glass and toasts “To 50 wonderful years together. It may not have always been easy, but I have always loved you and been honest with you, and I hope you have always loved and been honest with me as well”

The wife replies, “Well, remember when we were first married and y...

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