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Competitions Jokes

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I always thought bonsai competitions were biased towards Japanese entrants, that's why I never won.



Until I saw my bigotry.

Why do you never see pieces of paper at bodybuilding competitions?

Because they would have to get shredded.

Why don't funeral homes hold surprise competitions?

They're always a dead giveaway.

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I don't get the point of weightlifting competitions

If I wanted to see a bunch of buff guys doing something I'll never be able do I'd just watch porn.

I can't handle the pressure of competitions.

Even in eating races I choke!

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A German butcher and a Polish butcher started a competition...

...to see who could make the longest continuous chain of sausage links in one hour.

It was a tight competitions; both men take pride in their craft and in their sausage-slinging heritage. The two were neck-in-neck up until the 59th minute, wherein the Polish butcher had a slip of the hand an...

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I won the masturbation competition

Single-handedly.

I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions

But they always end in a draw

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