You’d think going an entire year without celebrating joining Reddit would be tough but it’s actually

A piece of cake.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three couples are meeting with their pastor to discuss joining the leadership team.

The pastor told them to be part of the ministry team they must learn sacrifice. To sacrifice their earthly desires. He asks that if they are truly felt lead to be in the ministry they must forgo sexual intimacy for one month. They shared glances all around and agreed, and closed the meeting in pray...

I'm thinking of joining a gym.

I'm keeping mentally active.

While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed.

His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.


"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."


"No problem, just let ...

Why’d the Jedi get charged with police brutality shortly after joining the police academy?

He used excessive force

Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers.

But his aunt May.

Why God? Why?

One day a fellow was watching Fox News and learned about a new virus that was rapidly spreading and quickly killing those who got sick with it. The nightly news reports got worse and worse, this Covid-19 virus was spreading around the world and killing increasingly large numbers of people. But he wa...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My british friend tried joining the ultimate frisbee team....

but he didn't get along with anyone cause he thought they were all tossers.

Do you really enjoy joining pieces of sheet metal together all day long?

Yes, it's riveting.

What is the first thing French soldiers learn, when joining the military ?

The phrase "I surrender" in german

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Sure, joining the Mile High Club is great, but have you ever broken the sound barrier while sounding?

It seems tight at first, but then the cock pit widens.

Don't bother joining the rat race.

Even if you win, you're just a rat...

My printer just told me it was joining a band

Which makes sense.

It loves to jam.

Dad and Son have a conversation about joining the Navy.

Dad: You wanna join the navy? You can’t even swim!


Son: But then in the Air Force no one can fly either.

What do you call a bunch of squid joining the military?

The kalim-army

You know, I thought about joining the Navy SEALs when I was younger.

Then I heard people were clubbing new ones and I wimped out.

The military was trying to ban transpeople from joining..

..which I find wasteful considering a portion of them are x-men.

We have passed 10 million subscribers. Thank you very much for joining us.

Sincerely Coronavirus

Two men discussing on their first day of joining the army:

"I am not married, and I like war.. So I joined the army. What about you?"


"I am married, and I like peace."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Farm kid writes letter home after joining Marines....

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am ge...

Is it wrong to hate a certain race?

I don't mind doing a 5km, but my running group is considering joining a 10km and I really don't like that.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An old paratrooper joke

the original one (at least the one that I know) is in Hebrew.
The son is joining the army and his father wants him to become a paratrooper just like he did.

He is not in fit and he is afraid of heights, but his father told him that if he won't become one, he won't be allowed to enter his...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.