I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs
Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."
Socrates: "I'll think about it."
Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."
Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."
Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."
Albert Einstein: "It will ...
Moms being Moms
*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...
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