Everyone’s heard of Cunningham’s Law - “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?
It’s thinly slice cabbage and mayo.
upvote downvote report
I’m sure we all know Cunningham’s Law:
It’s that pigs are more clever than we give them credit for
upvote downvote report
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A reporter is interviewing a 102-year-old Walter Cunningham:
"What is your secret?"
"Well, I once sucked a dick and got twenty bucks for it."
upvote downvote report
Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange
Hey guys,
Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.
I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.
First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...
upvote downvote report
What's NC Senate candidate Cal Cunningham's position on extra marital affairs?
Missionary.
upvote downvote report
TIL of Cunningham's Law
It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question.
upvote downvote report
What do you name a tricky pig?
Cunningham
upvote downvote report
Welcome back to /u/JokeExplainBot
I banned on a rule that we had enforced in the past. However, we talked the issue over and were able to reach common ground. Sorry for any trouble this caused.
/u/ElderCunningham
upvote downvote report
What do you call four famished frogs fighting for five frightened flies?
A *Tongue Twister*
~~Edit: How to change tags? Did not tag when posting this; why is it automatically tagged 'Religion'?~~
Edit 2: Thank you u/ElderCunningham for fixing the tag for me. Thank you u/mountorange and u/vphov1 for getting in before that change and letting me know about the...
upvote downvote report
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
TIL that according to Cunnilingus's Law the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.