What did Oliver Twist order at the Indian restaurant?
Please, can I have samosa?
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A copy of 'Oliver Twist' fell off the shelf and hit me on the head.
It hurts like the Dickens!
I've written a musical about a band of London pick-pockets set in modern times...
It's basically Oliver! with a twist.
Lane Oliver is blowing up!
The song "Surrender to the fire" is #1 in the french charts
John Oliver have created few years back the site where you can "Scream something into the void". Sadly that site is now deleted, but I have found an alternative.
It's called the customer support.
I see Jamie Oliver tackled that burglar by tripping him up with a bowl of egg, milk and flour.
Now the perp is complaining that Jamie battered him.
Oliver Twist steps up to the master and says...
"Please Sir. I want some more." The master leans over the table and glowers down at the boy. "Everyday you ask for more, and everyday you get a thrashing for it. Now tell me boy, is the gruel really that good?" "No Sir, but I love the thrashing."