What did Oliver Twist order at the Indian restaurant?

Please, can I have samosa?

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Oliver Twist

A copy of 'Oliver Twist' fell off the shelf and hit me on the head.

It hurts like the Dickens!

I've written a musical about a band of London pick-pockets set in modern times...

It's basically Oliver! with a twist.

Lane Oliver is blowing up!

The song "Surrender to the fire" is #1 in the french charts

John Oliver have created few years back the site where you can "Scream something into the void". Sadly that site is now deleted, but I have found an alternative.

It's called the customer support.

I see Jamie Oliver tackled that burglar by tripping him up with a bowl of egg, milk and flour.

Now the perp is complaining that Jamie battered him.

Oliver Twist steps up to the master and says...

"Please Sir. I want some more."
The master leans over the table and glowers down at the boy. "Everyday you ask for more, and everyday you get a thrashing for it. Now tell me boy, is the gruel really that good?"
"No Sir, but I love the thrashing."

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