There's a pair of twins, Ivan and Oliver Peterson.
They both became doctors. Not medical doctors, but doctors in meteorology.
They study the rain. You know,
What did Oliver Twist order at the Indian restaurant?
Please, can I have samosa?
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A copy of 'Oliver Twist' fell off the shelf and hit me on the head.
It hurts like the Dickens!
John Oliver have created few years back the site where you can "Scream something into the void". Sadly that site is now deleted, but I have found an alternative.
It's called the customer support.
I see Jamie Oliver tackled that burglar by tripping him up with a bowl of egg, milk and flour.
Now the perp is complaining that Jamie battered him.
Oliver Twist steps up to the master and says...
"Please Sir. I want some more." The master leans over the table and glowers down at the boy. "Everyday you ask for more, and everyday you get a thrashing for it. Now tell me boy, is the gruel really that good?" "No Sir, but I love the thrashing."