What did Oliver Twist order at the Indian restaurant?
Please, can I have samosa?
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Oliver Twist
A copy of 'Oliver Twist' fell off the shelf and hit me on the head.
It hurts like the Dickens!
Lane Oliver is blowing up!
The song "Surrender to the fire" is #1 in the french charts
John Oliver have created few years back the site where you can "Scream something into the void". Sadly that site is now deleted, but I have found an alternative.
It's called the customer support.
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The Telling Tale of Oliver Tin
When he was young, Oliver Tin knew nothing about what he wanted to do, except that he wanted to do everything.
At the age of 5, he had already mastered reading, and had grown bored of all the literature he could find, fiction or not. Oliver Tin took this boredom as an obligation to produce wo...
I see Jamie Oliver tackled that burglar by tripping him up with a bowl of egg, milk and flour.
Now the perp is complaining that Jamie battered him.
Oliver Twist steps up to the master and says...
"Please Sir. I want some more." The master leans over the table and glowers down at the boy. "Everyday you ask for more, and everyday you get a thrashing for it. Now tell me boy, is the gruel really that good?" "No Sir, but I love the thrashing."
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