Trump reportedly asked to be added to Mount Rushmore

Turns out granite isn't a dense enough material to represent him

Local man reportedly addicted to brake fluid,

Says he can stop whenever he wants.

Bruce Willis has admitted to making an "error of judgement" after reportedly being asked to leave a Los Angeles store for refusing to wear a face mask. Apparently, he wasn't even aware of the effects of his actions until a young boy walked up to him and said...

"I see dead people."

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If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...



This is an old joke and sadly some of this has come to pass.



If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology li...

President Trump has reportedly contracted coronavirus

Finally, something positive about Trump.

A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Lego Land

The damage is expected to be about 50 square blocks

I studied the cantaloupe joke

I’ve done it! I studied the origin of the cantaloupe joke. Then I then fact checked it into the night, and oh my God, it works on every level! I now present to you, the cantaloupe joke, and why it works.

Why must a melon get married in a church and nowhere else?


Because, due to i...

A man was reportedly shot over two hundred times last night with an upholstery gun....

Medics say that he's fully recovered.

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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Holy shit this blew up

Trump is reportedly upset that the Ukraine just elected a comedian as president.

Oh, Crimea river!

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were arrested for allegedly breaking into a Spanish man's house

They reportedly took some of his belongings (only what they could carry). When the police asked the homeowner about it, he said "They took what they could, but then.... The Rolling Stones gathered no más."

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Kim Jong-Un has reportedly made a public appearance after opening a fertiliser factory.

I smell bullshit.

A young woman reportedly froze to death.

Her boyfriend had repeatedly warned her it was cold outside.

Counterfeit $1 bills reportedly found in circulation

Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.

The police were called to a sperm bank yesterday, after the receptionist was reportedly shot in the face

They arrived to a sticky hostage situation

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