Trump reportedly asked to be added to Mount Rushmore

Turns out granite isn't a dense enough material to represent him

A man was reportedly shot over two hundred times last night with an upholstery gun....

Medics say that he's fully recovered.

A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Lego Land

The damage is expected to be about 50 square blocks

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Kim Jong-Un has reportedly made a public appearance after opening a fertiliser factory.

I smell bullshit.

Trump is reportedly upset that the Ukraine just elected a comedian as president.

Oh, Crimea river!

A young woman reportedly froze to death.

Her boyfriend had repeatedly warned her it was cold outside.

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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Holy shit this blew up

The police were called to a sperm bank yesterday, after the receptionist was reportedly shot in the face

They arrived to a sticky hostage situation

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Archeologists have reportedly uncovered the chamber pot of Jesus Christ

Holy shit, right?

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