What do you call it when a sixty year old man suddenly starts reading the Bible?
Cramming for finals.
What do you call a will reading?
A dead giveaway.
Idk if this is a repost but here goes
A psychiatrist is talking to one of his most difficult patients. "Let's go back to what you said last time, about how all of your troubles began, what was it, a year ago?"
"Sure thing, Doc. Well, as I said, I had gotten into the Airbnb scene at the time, and I had a couple of, "tenants", as i...
I'm thinking of starting a reading program for inmates...
...but I'm still figuring out the prose and cons.
Oliver has been living the dream
Two old friends caught up for lunch. Jake and Oliver hadn't seen each other for over twenty years. "How have you been?" Oliver asked. "I've been good" Jake said, ordering from the menu. "I'm married with two great kids. Work is a bit dull but it pays the bills. How about you, how have you been...
Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs….
My phone ran out of space.
What did the 0 say to the ten?
Thanks for reading my joke.
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