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My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of "denied".

I said, "Indeed".

Those who have an obsession with meat and anagrams are tough to please.

They're really hard to assuage.

My parents named me and my sister after anagrams of things they love most...

So my sister is Teresa because they love Easter, still not worked out why I'm called Alan.

I tried to find an anagram for "napping idiots."

The result was disappointing.

A boy asked his father "Why is my sister named Theresa?" "Because your mother loves Easter and Theresa is an anagram." "Thanks dad."

"Your welcome Alan."

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So I heard the guy who invented anagrams passed away today...

May he erect a penis.

Marisa Tomei is an anagram of

It's a-me, Mario

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The inventor of anagrams died today.

May he 'erect a penis'.

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Anagram lovers are more likely to get corona if

* exposed to a corona infected person
* they have weak immune system
* asked to spell racoon

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Anagram of "mother in law"

Woman Hitler

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“Boredom” is just an anagram of “Bedroom”.

My wife just informed me of that fact while we were having sex.

"Can you tell me an anagram of 'rootworm'?" asked my teacher.

I said, "Tomorrow."


He said, "Too bad, I want one right now."

"Egocentric" is an anagram of "Geocentric"

I guess the world really does revolve around me...

Anagram

Son : Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?

Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram for Easter.

Son: Thanks for the explanation Dad!

Dad: You are welcome, Alan!

An Anagram for "Covid Self Quarantine is........

"Advance Finest Liquor". A great suggestion, count me in!

My 9 year old son asked "Daddy... why is mummy called Teresa?"

Me: "Oh, well that's easy! You see, your mummy really really, REALLY loves Easter... Teresa is an anagram of Easter, see?"

Using a pen and paper I showed him once more - Easter....Teresa.

Him: "Wow dad that's SO cool! Thanks dad!!"

Me: "Hey, no problem Alan"

You don't have to be good at anagrams

to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo.

I've being trying to find an anagram for "sage".

It's taken me ages and ages, but I still haven't got anything.

today, i learned that "Donald Trump" is an anagram of "Tan Dump Lord"

...it's like his parents knew all along

Playing word games

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer then settles down to play a word game on his smart phone. "Hey, did you know that 'boredom' is an anagram of 'bedroom'?" he asks the bartender. "No," the bartender replies. "But I think my wife does."

Me: I need 8 pills, 4 bags of weed, a couple of tabs of lsd, oceanic.

Dealer: Sure, although what do you mean by oceanic?

Me: Anagram of cocaine.

Dad, why did you name the new baby Teresa?

Well son, Teresa is an anagram. If you rearrange the letters, it spells “Easter”.

-Oh, so you named her that on account of how much you and mom love Easter.

Yes, that’s right, Alan.

-Thanks, Dad!

Dad, why did you and mom choose this name?

"You see Blue, its the anagram of something your mom loves as much as you"

And why is my sister called Lana ?

"For the same reason."

Orse?

"Dad, I've always found my brother's name a bit odd. How did you come up with the name 'Orse'?"

"Well, you see, your Mom really loves roses, but we wanted to find a more original name, so we picked an anagram instead: Orse"

"Oh, that's very cool! Thanks, Dad!"

"You're welcome, L...

Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?

“Well son, you see, your mom really likes Easter, and so we used an anagram of that to name your sister.”

“Got it, thanks Dad!”

“No problem, Alan.”



[Just heard this from a colleague, apologies in advance if this is a repost in this sub]

Went with a college girl back to her dormitory...

...I asked if she liked anagrams, and she replied “yes”.

I told her “did you know dormitory is an anagram for ‘dirty room’?”

And when we walked in, her place was a mess.

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a woman asks 400 men if any one can tell her what a clitoris is??

after a few minutes one bloke raises his hand and says
is it an anagram for solicitor?

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This is shit

Said the winner of world anagram championship

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Politics and Vaginas

Politics is an anagram of colpitis, this is an illness that results in inflammation of the vagina. Guess this is why politicians are irritating twats.

Moms favorite things

Kid: "Dad, why did you decide to name my little sister Teresa?"

Dad: "It was your moms idea mainly. She decided that she would name all her children after things she absolutely loved. Teresa is an anagram of the word Easter, and it's your moms favorite holiday."

Kid: "Huh, that makes s...

How much cocaine do cryptographers use on the daily?

A few anagrams.

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Sad Times

Just arrived home after seeing a good friend and fellow campervanner take his last, I was to honoured to have been there at the end. This was a man who had dodged a snipers bullet in the Falklands, had survived many armed patrols in Northern Ireland. A man who had walked away from a high speed motor...

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