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What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?

A booffalo.

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What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole?

"Mr. President."

I asked my wife " Why are there broken condoms all over the sofa again?"

She replied "Please call our children by their proper names"...

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My mother has the biggest boobs in the world

My mom always get raging mad whenever I mention that she has the world biggest boobs. She tells me that is improper to be introducing my two brothers to strangers like that and I should instead introduce them by their proper names.

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