Everglades Jokes

After spending the day exploring, things look differently then he remembers finding his way back, and realizes he’s lost.

To make matters worse, a large reptilian appears to be swimming under and around his boat as the sun is starting to drop.

At his wits end, he yells “goddammit im l... read more

Out of the bushes, an airboat comes flying right at them. One of the alligators gets run over. The injured alligator looks at the other in agonizing pain and says "quick! Call Gatorade!"

Flying over the Everglades when her private jet has a malfunction and crashes.

Having survived the crash she graps her designer bag, puts on her $1000 shoes and stumbles over to the exit where the captain is opening the door.

taking one look over the wild swamp outside she first looks... read more