I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems
The pitch is easy. All I do is say "Good morning". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed.
Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper?
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world...
Turns out it was falls advertising.
Promotion
Boss: Congratulations! I'm promoting you to manage our Montreal office!
Young man (disappointed): But sir! There's nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.
Boss (now insulted): I'll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!
Young man (think...
I went to an Old McDonald's the other day, and they aren't promoting Monopoly anymore.
Now it's B.I.N.G.O.
I really want to try Conor McGregor’s whiskey since he keeps promoting it.
But I’m just not sure about stuff that comes out of tap.
A city bus cleaner is hanging ads promoting Martin Luther King Jr Day...
His co-worker shouts "Hey, those belong at the back of the bus!"
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A group of 100 people dressed up as Vikings, promoting the new exhibition at the Smithsonian, was seen parading in front of the White House today.
Famously uncivilised, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough sex and heavy drinking, the US Senators nonetheless came out to watch the parade.
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