Boss: Congratulations! I'm promoting you to manage our Montreal office!
Young man (disappointed): But sir! There's nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.
Boss (now insulted): I'll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!
Young man (think...
I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world...
Turns out it was falls advertising.
I really want to try Conor McGregor’s whiskey since he keeps promoting it.
But I’m just not sure about stuff that comes out of tap.
Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper?
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
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General and a razor blade
General of a field army knows that his wife is cheating with one of his slodiers, but doesn't know with whom. One night he puts razor blade into his wife's vagina. The next day he calls out every soldier in his army and commands that everyone lower their pants. Almost every soldiers dick was in smal...
A city bus cleaner is hanging ads promoting Martin Luther King Jr Day...
His co-worker shouts "Hey, those belong at the back of the bus!"
I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems
The pitch is easy. All I do is say "Good morning". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed.
My wife told me she wanted me to treat her like a queen.
So I had her executed with the guillotine for betraying the revolution and promoting undemocratic, outdated ideas.
Long live the republic!
They're wrong when they say Trump is promoting inequality.
In a nuclear war everyone is cremated equally.
BREAKING NEWS: Comey caught promoting possible Trump hotel merger
After being fired Comey stated, "You won't be calling it The Watergate for much longer"
They are promoting veganism because Secondary consumers taste better than Tertiary consumers!