An American and Mexican business men talk about getting rich
There is a conference in DC and a Mexican and American guy meet and talk about highway infrastructure projects. The American invites the Mexican to his home. They show up in a Cadillac where the American invites him inside and they go up to the second story balcony. He points below and says, see tha...
When I die, I want the people I did group projects with me to lower me into my grave...
...so they can let me down one last time.
Moses, Jesus and a small man play golf.
Moses takes the stick and with an elegant shot sends the ball in the middle of a lake. Unperturbed, he enters the lake, the waters part and play his ball.
It's Jesus' turn. And he takes the club and projects the ball on a parabolic trajectory, the ball lands in the middle of the lake, on a wa...
A clock maker had new students come to his workshop today. As he was in the middle of one of his projects he told them to always remember one thing to do when he was at work.
To watch and learn
What do you call a guy that builds polite infrastructure projects?
A civil Engineer
Beating this pandemic is a group project.
This is why I always hated group projects.
In an alternate reality, bears speak and coexist with humans.
A prominent electrician (who happened to be a bear) employed several humans for various positions within his company. Some were in customer service, handling the phones. Others were on-site technicians who drove around town from job to job. One human, Mike, was hired to do two different jobs inside ...
School Projects are fun
A science teacher sent off his year 8 class with a homework task, come up witch a science experiment, and either film it to show to the class, or show the experiment in front of the class next week.
Tim went home and thought long and hard about what he would do, but he came in next week with ...
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A big Welsh is sitting in a bar...
A big Welsh is sitting in a bar, ranting as he downs his pints. He pounds his hand on the bar, says "You see this bar? I built this bar with me own two hands, a finer piece of work you'll newver find, but do they call me Jones the bar-builder? No!!" and he downs his pint and buys another.
Many people tried to stop my genetic engineering projects, but I wasn't discouraged.
Soon, I'll have them eating out of the hand of my palm.
Batman and the Joker are in the retirement home together, working on crafts projects. Batman looks at Joker's cross-stitch of the night sky and asks, "Why'd you leave out the Dog Star?" Joker answers...
"Why sew Sirius?"
Why is therapy so expensive in the 41st Millenium?
Because The Emperor Projects!
Why don’t A.I. engineers need a resume?
They just let their projects speak for themselves.
At work, they ask us to prepare for projects using an A through Z list. This week, my boss called me into his office.
He told me that he was irritated by preparations A through G. However, he felt as though Preparation H felt good on the hole.
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A Mechanical Engineer, a Special Projects Solution Consultant, and a Software Engineering were riding in a car over a mountain pass....
....Suddenly, the brakes fail just as they crest the rise.
As they begin to plummet unchecked down the mountain, the driver begins a miraculous set of actions, feathering the body of the car against the side of the mountain as well as other vehicles, while simultaneously downshifting the eng...