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found a very old photo my great-great grandfather took in 1874

in the photo he was wearing a tall black hat.



i took the photo to the local restoration shop and asked if they could restore it. "no problem" said the assistant.



"is it possible you could take his hat off? because he looked better without it."



"no proble...

The Scottish Painter

There was a Scottish painter named Jack who was very interested in making a pound where he could. So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a little bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time.

Eventually the Presbyterian Church decided to do a big restoration j...

An Archaeologist Found an Ancient Vase at a Dig Site...

and as he began to inspect the runes carved in it, he started dusting it off, and a genie came screaming out of it in rage.


"**Who disturbs my slumber**! I have been asleep for thousands of years, and *you* dare to wake ***me***? I should kill you where you stand!"

The archaeologis...

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A man from the city is driving down a country road

as he is speeding, a rabbit jumps in front of his car and is killed instantly. The man stops, checks and discovers the rabbit is dead, and is about to get back in the car until a farmer shouts "you need to dispose of that, mister!" The man calmly goes into the trunk of his car and pulls out a can. H...

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